No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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