I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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