I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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