I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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