Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Randomize
