I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
In the future we'll all be gay
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Randomize
