we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Still dying that you shit outside
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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