I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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