the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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