I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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