Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
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