Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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