4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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