mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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