i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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