Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize