I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I think im going to throw up on grandma
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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