She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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