The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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