This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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