do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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