its not stalking. its research.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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