I love watching others lives come down to our level.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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