I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
pop tarts are not kleenex
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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