apparently the secret to your success is patron
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
