$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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