Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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