"it" just moved
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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