i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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