would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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