Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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