We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I have demons in me.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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