i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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