Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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