How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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