the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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