Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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