No, you can still breathe under the balls.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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