SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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