can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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