I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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