Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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