the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
how drunk are you?
Several
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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