im holly from the hills drunk
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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