I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
There's even glitter on my cock...
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