R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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