Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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