i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think a kid would responsible me up
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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