Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
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