9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
True college students do jello shots in the library
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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