I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
