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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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