so explain again why im purple
no
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
Fuck appropriateness.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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