Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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