If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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