I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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